her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
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basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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