then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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