im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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