You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
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I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
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This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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