i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
The adults are the big ones right?
Randomize
