Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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