none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
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come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.