If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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