He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Enjoy the penises
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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