The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
