goodnight i made you a song goodbye
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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