found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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