There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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