They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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