Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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