so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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