Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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