sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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