he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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