you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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