i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
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Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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