Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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