Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
It was confusing and full of hummus
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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