fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
