Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
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i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
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dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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