So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize