Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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