i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
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All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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