I hate all girls vehemently.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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