i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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