Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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