I need help removing her.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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