Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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