STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I have post one night stand depression
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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