Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
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The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
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drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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