toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
i used baking grease as lip gloss
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
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I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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