dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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