If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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