evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
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I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
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I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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