On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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