You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
It's blow job season.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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