Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
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Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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