If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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