Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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