Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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