Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
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We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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