I feel like abortions should bother me more
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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