I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
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in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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