I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
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he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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