she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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