I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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