her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
