the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
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Oh Jesus.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
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Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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