I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
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You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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