NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
What a dumb baby whore.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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